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ناسیونالیستم - بدون شرح
سه شنبه 8 فروردین 1391

بدون شرح

   نوشته شده توسط: سهیل 67 ....    

 یه پدری , یه روبات دروغ سنج میخره که با شنیدن دروغ سیلی میزده تو گوش دروغگو
    تصمیم میگیره سر شام امتحانش کنه


    پدر: پسرم، امروز صبح کجا بودی؟
 پسر: مدرسه بودم
روبات یه سیلی میزنه تو گوش پسره


پسر: دروغ گفتم، رفته بودم سینما
پدر: کدوم فیلم ؟
پسر: داستان عروسکها
روبات یه سیلی دیگه میزنه تو گوش پسره 


پسر: یه فیلم سکسی بود
پدر: چی ؟ من وقتی همسن تو بودم
نمی دونستم سکس چیه
روبات یه سیلی میزنه تو گوش پدره


مادر: ببخشش عزیزم،هرچی باشه اون پسرته
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